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-Orietta :) 21, college student, latina, liberal, Potterhead, Whovian, wanderlust, 90s music, aspiring nurse, television fanatic, photoshop, daydreamer. Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle.

 Wizard(s) in the Tardis

Currently catching up on: ER (Season 15), The X Files (Season 6)


Why ‘War of the Coprophages’ is one of the best episodes ever

theatrocitiesofyourstory:

  • Scully at home
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  • “Scully, what are you wearing?”
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  • “I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it’s what you just said.”
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  • “Who was that?” “My drug dealer”
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  • Scully in glasses
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  • “Her name is Bambi?”
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  • Scully washing Queequeg
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  • Scully answering the phone with things like “who died now?” knowing Mulder is on the other end.
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  • Scully eating stuff.
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  • Mulder putting the phone down and Scully being like “Mul..no..sigh.”
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  • Scully waiting for the phone to ring.
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  • Scully waking up as soon as the phone goes
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  • “I had a praying mantis epiphany”
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  • “Are you sure it wasn’t a girlie scream?”
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  • Scully whacking out her FBI badge and taking command of the store…for while
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  • “Mulder, I think you’ve been in this town too long.” 
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  • “Let me guess…Bambi.”
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  • Mulder and Scully covered in manure
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  • “Yeah, that would explain everything.”
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  • “Isn’t that what Doctor Zaius said to Zira at the end of ‘The Planet of the Apes?’”
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  • “Smart is sexy”
    “By the time there’s another invasion of artificially-intelligent, dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, maybe their uber-children will have devised a way to save our planet. ”  
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  • ” You know, I never thought I’d say this to you, Scully… but you smell bad. ” 
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    EVERY WORD OF THIS IS TRUTH
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    I think this could all just be summed up with “JEALOUS SCULLY“
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    I couldn’t watch that episode *le sigh*
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